Today’s Valentine themed week post is The Bachelorette. Glory interviews 3 bachelors leading up to the grand finale on Thursday Barks And Bytes when she announces who her valentine will be.
The Bachelorette~Glory
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Glory is 3 years old, brown looking for a nice male companion to have a quick fling with in hopes to have a litter of poopy puppies in the near future. She would like to have a little romance before the big gig but she will be honest that will probably be it. She’s not looking for a long commitment as she has many wild oats to sow. Sorry bachelors just speaking the truth.
Now on to meet our bachelors:
Bachelor #1 ~ Gambler, G$, Gman, Giblet, Gib
Gambler, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory, I just love hunting in Saskatchewan so I would take you to a wide open wheat field and have you retrieve endless snow geese.
Gambler, I hear you have many nicknames, how did you come about Gman?
Glory, don’tcha know I’m the man so I’m the Gman, ready for action at a drop of a hat!
Bachelor #2 ~ Thunder, Bumper
Thunder, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory, I would take you to my name sake spot, North Point Thunder Bay. It’s a place where I would take you on a romantic duck hunt and afterwards we would have a nice dinner on the bay.
Thunder, I see you have a nick name too, how did you come about that?
Glory, Thunder rhymes with bumper and I am a bumper hog, I just love to retrieve all day long if there is a bumper around it is in my mouth.
Bachelor #3 ~ Easy, EasyRider, silvermistygreypup
Easy, if you were to take me on a romantic get away where would you take me?
Glory I would take you to the Eiffel Tower and have a nice picnic with pheasant pate, after our pate I would kiss you 87 times.
Easy, I see you have a nick name too, EasyRider how did you come about that?
Glory, This is a g rated show I can’t tell you how I came about EasyRider, lets just have your imagination take over and if you pick me you’ll have a chance to find out…..oh la la
Glory will now have a couple days to think about which bachelor she would like to go on a date with. Wednesday there will be a kissing booth for all the bachelors to help Glory make up her mind. Come back Thursday to find out who she picks.
Stop back tomorrow for a Valentines Pheasant tasty treat.
Oh, please please please let it be Easy — he so needs a girlfriend 😀
He does need a girlfriend, he is so handsome.
Bahahahaah 🙂
This is so fun!!
It’s going to be a blast
hahaha…. thanks so much… I need a good laugh today! imagine we really would do that, the SCC would grill us …. but the idea to invent the Chesapeakeraner or the Weima-bay-retriever sounds not bad :o)
I like both those breeds! Fun stuff.
hahaha! Fun post! My boy Koda is hanging his head because he missed out on being Glory’s man-pup!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
OH Poor Koda, maybe next year.
Oh man how are Thunder and Gman ever going to compete with the Eiffel Tower?
Pretty cool huh?
I hope she picks me… can you drop some bucks in my hat please… I’ve heard the food on top of that eiffel thingy is darned expensive :o)
Oh yes for sure Easy, I would help pay for the night.
You can’t possibly ask a lady to pick between G and Easy!
She’s going to half to.
So are you saying one of these fine bachelors will be the sire to Glory’s litter? I’m intrigued. Totally intrigued. Although it seems to me that two of those eligible bachelors might be to far away to do any real damage. hehehe
You are so right Jodi, one of them is going to hopefully be the daddy to Glory’s litter this spring/summer.
BOL… well all of the bachelors look great, but I’m thinking Easy has some nice answers to the questions haha!
He’s the easyrider that guy is. lol
Glory, you are one lucky lady! ♥
Lucky indeed.
Oh boy, Glory, how are you ever going to decide???
It’s going to be a hard decision.
Ooooo, tough decision Glory! 87 kisses and pate sounds hard to pass up. Not so sure about the “easy riding” though…. Hmmm. Maybe Thunder. (Aren’t you related to GMan??) If so, then definitely Thunder! 🙂
Shhhh we’re from amish country so it’s ok if Gman and Glory get together 😉
You are terrible. 🙂
soooo cute! Can’t wait to see who the lucky winner is!
Oh, a very big decision for that lovely girl to make BOL, can’t wait to see her choice~
Oh my..such handsome candidates…easy had us at kiss you 87 times…..plus he is notoriously looking for love always!! such great pics : ) loves Fozziemum xx
What a clever post! Love it!
Wait, isn’t Gambler her brother or nephew or something?
OMD Glory….. they are all three so HANDSOME and have such OUTSTANDING attributes.. we can NOT imagine HOW you will Chews.
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